Ill Crate episode 21
This may be the rudest episode yet. Well, it’s right up there, anyway. Not as rude as The Aristocrats, but still. Our theme this week is body parts, so we review body-part-related songs by Sportsguitar, King Missile, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Richard Cheese (yes, again!), and Rodney Carrington. There’s also a farewell to Bob Moog, a look at the less-than-revolutionary film The Motorcycle Diaries, our regular recap of the past week’s Rock Star: INXS, some sports talk from our special guest Biscuit (if you know what we mean by “special”–naw, just kidding, Biscuit), and some speculation in the Geek Zone about high-tech shenanigans by little green men.
Ill Crate Episode 21 (57m49s, 26.4MB)
- Sportsguitar
- Clive Owen
- King Missile
- Robert Moog
- The Moog Cookbook
- The Weakly Disappointment
- JBL On Stage for Apple iPod
- The Motorcycle Diaries
- The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- Rock Star: INXS
- Recap from CBS’s Web site: reality show, performance show, elimination show
- Richard Cheese
- Lance Armstrong
- Globe and Mail: “Armstrong’s titles safe for now” (27 Aug. 2005)
- The Geek Zone
- Rodney Carrington
August 28th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
Padrino here!
I offer a sincere apology to all MDs. Padrino DOES NOT condone the treating, or even thinking about your primary care physician as an object of desire, however, he does understand it in some cases. But! having said that, our Doctors are selfless human beings who have made incredible sacrifices to ensure and maintain our general well-being. Therefore, I submit myself to the penalty box for a five minute major and hang my head in shame. Bad Padrino! Bad, naughty, filthy, horrible Padrino.
Pads
p.s. still, it was a pretty funny bit though, huh?
August 30th, 2005 at 6:29 am
LG & Pads!!!! Great show! Pads, Why may I ask do you call your wife by 10011???? Also let me know about your aspirin regimen. I’ve just started one and if it’s bad for you I don’t want to continue. Talk at ya later!
August 30th, 2005 at 3:45 pm
If you take the 81 mg (baby aspirin) you will be fine. Mine was bumped up to a 125 mg after my TIA (suspected), but 101011 brought home a bottle of 325 mg pills and I started taking those. Now I’ve got blood pouring out of every orifice! I guess my blood got way too thin. At least that is what we’re hoping.
BTW, I think 101011 is binary code for “old ball and chain.”
Actually, it’s just one of those overly cute pet-names for a loved-one. It rolls trippingly off the tongue, does it not?
Pads
August 31st, 2005 at 6:31 am
Hah! That cracks me up! I did start taking baby aspirin 81 mg so I’m not too worried now. There is way too many medical problems in our family. I have my “scope” on September 9th. Yikes, it’s just a week away! I’m scared of the prep work. Anyway, keep me up to date on your bleeding orifices!
August 31st, 2005 at 3:15 pm
The Bleeding has stopped for now! REPEAT . . . The Bleeding Has Stopped!!
But, I’ve had a few foreign fingers in places I don’t even like to put my own fingers. Perhaps this would make some good Ill Crate fodder. You can probably count on it. But you know, we like to avoid scatological humor. It really is too juvenile for sophisticates like L.G. and myself. Good luck on the “scope.” Mine is in about 3 weeks. I know what is going to happen:
Doctor comes in, “Hello Padrino, are we ready for your procedure?”
I suck up all my courage . . . and what little dignity remains, “I guess so, Dr. Speculum.”
The Doctor tells me, “Ok, Padrino, turn on your side and hike up your gown. Niiiice. Let’s get this started . . . but first, THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
Pads
August 31st, 2005 at 3:19 pm
Bwahahahaa.
We are going to have to review that movie. Even if it’s not the Countess’s cup of tea. (At least I don’t think it’s her cup of tea.)
Hope you’re saving those Rock Star episodes, because I’ve still been missing ‘em, dammit.
August 31st, 2005 at 11:16 pm
All I’ll say about this week’s Rockstar: INXS is:
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Pads